Killing Insurgents

We are at war here, and we need to do everything we can to win this war.

The insurgents may be unsophisticated terrorists, armed only with rudimentary weapons like Ax and pocket 5s, but taken as a group, they can be a dangerous adversary.

These terrorists not only hate freedom, they also hate playing good cards. In large part, that's not their fault. They don't know any better. They aren't armed with the sophisticated 2+2 and Sklansky weaponry that we are. They don't have the education or resources of a vast Western country.

But they need to be taken down. In fact, many of these insurgents are asking for it.

This task will not always be as easy as it sounds. There will be Fallujahs along the way, where we will lose pieces of our bankroll that may take time to win back. We'll bust some humvees, but we'll be able to buy back with some new ones with better armor.

Over time, though, we cannot fail. We have superior weaponry, better strategies and more experience.

Troops will get killed and small battles will be lost. There will be times when we have the nuts, try to torture the fish with slow plays and get sucked out on.

But when we are finished with this war, we will look over this vast landscape and see that these insurgents have nothing left.

We'll have all their fucking money.